We first went to Bermuda in 1993. On our fourth trip to Bermuda in 2004, we booked the Astwood Cove because we have young kids and we wanted the convenience of a sofa bed, kitchen and grill. We were also hoping for a more genuine local flavor than you might get at a major resort hotel. We were not looking for the impressive physical plant, or the amenities, of the large hotels we had used previously (the Sonesta, the Reefs, and the Southhampton Princess). But we did expect it to be clean, safe, and comfortable. We were disappointed. Upon arrival, we found that our room had only one door, a sliding door, and it had been installed backward so that the moving panel was on the outside. This is a big security concern, because a burglar can dislodge the moving panel. You can't put a bar in the track to protect yourself when the track is on the outside. The door had a flimsy lock that was half hanging out, and no interior latch or bolt. We then saw the prominent placard warning guests to keep all windows and doors locked. We expressed our concern about the door and were met with a shrug and the assurance that "there haven't been too many problems". We ventured across the street to the nearest beach. One must walk through a park to reach the beach. The beach was deserted, and walking in through the park I noticed one, then two, then three men sitting, each by himself, partially obscured by shrubbery, positioned as if they were lookouts to gaze down at the beach and also at the approaching path. There was no apparent reason why they would be there, except to wait for tourists to get into the water and steal their stuff, or worse. My radar (having worked in the criminal courts of northern NJ) went off, so we left the park, and walked instead to the next large, busier beach. The walk was harrowing with small children, because there was no reliable shoulder on either side of the road. You had to cross back and forth to have a place to walk, sometimes at blind turns, with buses and trucks whizzing inches past our shoulders. The walk was longer than the Astwood Cove says it is. If you don't use scooters or taxis, you use four different bus stops to go to and from the Astwood Cove, depending on which end of the island you're going to or from. Only one of the four stops is a safe walk with kids on a reasonable sidewalk or shoulder. We had dinner in Hamilton the first night, and on the streets of Hamilton I got the impression that there is probably more of a drug problem on the island now than what I had seen in the 1990s. When we returned to the room that night, we felt that we had to put the kids in the bedroom and sleep on the sofa bed ourselves, to be the first ones to deal with anybody that might come through the flimsy door. We also called around the island to get another hotel, which is not easy at the last minute in August. We got the Hamilton Princess, but only for the fourth through seventh nights of our trip. (That facility did not disappoint.) On the second evening at the Astwood Cove, I happened to meet the owner, and again expressed my concerns. He permitted us to move to another vacant unit. This unit had the door installed correctly, so we were safer. This one absolutely reeked of Lestoil, to the extent that by morning, we woke up tasting it, and had to get out of there. I had to physically schlepp everything myself to the second unit, that night, with no assistance from Astwood personnel and not even a hand truck or bellman's cart to use. Despite the Lestoil smell, the place was not particularly clean. Both units were quite down-at-the-heels, with mismatched linens, stained upholstery, things chipped and dented, etc. The "kitchen" was a kitchenette, really, with a mini-fridge: okay for a bowl of cold cereal or some sandwiches, but not sufficent to really prepare a family a dinner. We had a mini-fridge put in our room at the Princess, bought some paper plates, and did just as well with fixing snacks and picnic lunches there. When you compare the Astwood to the Princess, the owners of the Astwood were far more effective at wringing money out of us in exchange for very little effort or investment on their part. We will never go back there.
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