This was my second trip to Hedo with my boyfriend. This year we stayed for 12 nights. Friends from home went with us for the first five days and then our group we joined last year came in for our last five days.
SEX:
The first week a very "open lifestyles" group was there so there was live porn through out the day on the nude side. This is very annoying, but it's like a train wreck. You can't help but to watch it no matter how repulsed you are, haha. The second week the day was very quiet, but there was sex at night around the hot tub. Be sure to discuss with your partner any and all boundries before you get there. People will ask you to join or swap and you want to make sure you're both on the same page.
ROOMS:
The rooms are not great at all. The beds are HORRIBLE, both of my hips hurt for the first week, because the bed was so hard. There is no cold water in the sink. The mirrors above the hard bed are wonderful. They are installing new A/C in all the rooms. I think we were the only ones who had one that was working right. The unit was wonderful. It was cold and it sounds like an ocean, :). The first night I had to keep looking out the window to see if we were actually on the ocean. Towel situation is weird. We finally got wash cloths on our last day, we had a bath mat two days, and we were only given two bath towels a day.
FOOD:
It's what you make of it. Japanese place is yummy, the salad is to die for. Pastafari is great, but belly aches everytime we ate there. The buffet is wonderul. The weekend nights provide the widest variety of food. Pool grills are decent. Nude grill has grilled cheese and burgers all day and jerk chicken at 4:30. Prude grill, has a large menu all day. The midnight buffet is ok, but normally you're drunk at this point and don't care. However, get it before 2 am, because after that you're stuck with a crappy sandwich from the front desk.
GROUNDS:
Beautiful Tropical and lush. There are trees and flowers all over the place and they're doing a lot to make it even nicer.
GYM:
Excellent gym, by far the best at any resort of hotel I've stayed at.
POOLS:
Nude
Pool is kind of small condsidering that the majority of the people are over there. The cooling pool is great, but hold on to the side because the jets are killer. The hot tub is huge and can either be scalding hot or rather cool. There is also A LOT of chemicals in all nude water for obvious reasons.
Prude
Huge and hardly used. Very peaceful, but right outside of restaurants. It pretty much becomes nude after midnight. The hot tub is tiny and rarely used. It is nice to spend a little while over there to get away from the crazy nude side. Waterslide is awesome it runs during the day and then it starts back up at 11:30pm. It dumps into a pool that is connected to the disco. The goal is to make the biggest splash onto the disco window.
DISCO:
Can be ok after midnight. Great place to people watch.
CATAMARAN CRUISE:
Do it. It is so much fun and the views are incredible.
STAFF:
So, so. Some are great others are not. The bartenders are either super nice or super annoyed. Entertainment staff has changed. Ray Ray was the best and no one can top him. Matthew and Gavin are good tho. Housekeeping is nice and will do a lot for you. Watersports guys are also great and for a tip will give you rides places. The groundskeepers hit on me a lot and it made me uncomfortable. So, as a female either keep your clothes on when you're alone or bring someone with you when you're walking around.
There is a staff member that paints rocks for you to place somewhere on the grounds or to take home with you. I'm not sure of his name, but he'll find you. He'll charge around 20 bucks.
SCUBA:
I don't do it but my friends do. They say it's awesome and it's free. They go everyday they're there.
OTHER NOTES:
If you want drugs, you can find them from almost anyone, literarally.
Brings lots of sunscreen. You'd be surprised how easily you burn.
Bring a large mug or water bottle for drinks.
The gift shop is SUPER expensive. Either buy at the airport or go off the resort to the craft market.
Take the bus. The views are amazing and sad all in one.
Before you go, check the hedonism1 website and find out what is going on when you're going. You want to be sure you're not going during a time that could be uncomfortable for you.
This resort is what you make of it and isn't for everyone. Do a lot of research before you go.








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