Our trip started in Columbus, Ohio connecting through Charlotte. I knew we were meeting Jay and Mer in CLT but left that as a surprise for Denise. It was a very teary and emotional reunion. Met EL & Karen in first class and our vacation was underway. Arrived 30 min early and breezed through customs. (5minutes) Checked into Superclubs and were informed the lidosine was waiting for us. A nice surprise. Our room was not quite ready, but we were at the pool eating lamb chops by 12:30pm. The first day was spent enjoying the beautiful Jamaican sunshine, reacquainting with old friends, and making new.
This our fourth visit, we had yet to make it to the beach party. The food was great featuring roasted suckling pig. The entertainment was very good. Braco is now farming out the entertainment, and the Braco EC's are not dancing. Lester thinks it's great. Kemar misses the dancing and Karla terribly.
Thursday was spent doing more of the same. The wind was blowing hard all day. I had a false sense of security with the Jamaican sun. With the wind keeping things cool, I did not reapply sunscreen as often as I should and my shoulders got burnt.:( Sushi with O'neil always our most favorite meal was great. The PJ party was very well attended and things started to blur as Larry so eloquently reminded me the next day. Friday at five we partake in Bruce's champagne party in the hot tub. Knowing we were going to eat late, I supplemented with a flotilla of room service. The street party was much better than I remember in the past. The roast shoulder of veal on the bone and the very large peeled shrimp were my favorite. Denise was the cream in a Jamaican Oreo cookie with Kemar and Carl, and they say I was the double cream.Haha. Give those Jamaican girls credit though, their booty's move like bee's wings.
Just about every day the power would go off for about 2 hours between 12-2:00pm. I later found out this was power rationing by the utilities. Jamaica is growing so fast and they do not have the power resources to keep up. Sat the power was out from 2-6 and interfered with my nap time. I kept both doors open for a beautiful naptime breeze. Saturday night was French, (I think more Mediterranean Continental). We tried to behave as long as we could. We made it through the first course before things started going south. Denise befriended the wedding party of 16. The older, widowed grandpa, Leo mentioned the last time he saw Denise she looked much different. Denise asked if he saw her naked. The wedding party was agased.
Denise did not remember Leo on the power walk that AM. Leo asked how would I do that? Denise said, "just walk to the other side." It turns Braco keeps the dark side pretty hush, hush, Leo had to have his picture with the angels to show his golf buddies. He runs back with his address 10 minutes later and begs me to send him the pictures. Turns out he lives in the same town as my mom in Fla. His golf buddies are probably my moms golf buddies. I may play matchmaker.
Overall, the resort was much more efficient and ran much much smoother. The staff seemed to have a jump in their step. The AN bar was well stocked and if something was needed Wayne ran to the other side to obtain. Merl was greatly missed, but the drink service was much improved.
The AN barbeque was also excellent and well attended 62 I believe. Thanks Leo for all your organizing. My only complaint was this was the first AN barbeque I attended where everybody had there cloths on????? In the spirit of AN it should be nude with a sarong or towel or robe. Or as someone suggested make the dress sexy flirty and then transition into Fantasy. Fantasy also well attended. Kudos to Karen for best dressed. You were smokin' girl! Kelly, that pool table will never be the same. If anyone can keep up with 4 border collies it's you. Mr. personal trainer, I just love you in purple panties. We missed Shirisa. But we still managed to tear the place dooownnn!!
During the toga fashion show Mer went up to two voyeurs at the bar and told them they had to leave. They didn't, so Jay went up and I had his back. Didn't have to say a word.. We just "poked fun" and with a little "prodding" they left.
This is the first time at Braco where the Prude side had such a high occupancy. I heard stories, but could not believe dudes actually wrapped their togas around their board shorts....quite amusing. The competion was fierce with Craig, Jay, Jim, Warren, but I of course walked away with the Mr. Sexy Sultry award. Better luck next year fellas. It was only fitting Tyra received Ms. Sexy sultry as Denise and Warren won last year.
Linda and Jeff, Sorry about the clock radio, Millerlite, and your paint stained cloths complements of Braco maintaince, but bad things happen in threes. What can I say, but it was your turn:( Next year I want to play golf!! Nicole it was fun watching you fall during the raft run. Very graceful! Claire and Den, Glad it didn't rain or towels would have been a big problem. Danna and Woody, great to get to know you guys better. Let's get together in Cinci. Doug, sorry for slamming your head in Volleyball, It was an accident. Deb, If we picked teams and I was the captain in volleyball, I would pick you first. You rock! Bing unless you came up shooting after I left, Brians toys were better. George and Heather, Larry and Pricilla, great to get to know you better. Larry, Next time LSU plays tOSU Buckeyes in Columbus, come on up. I promise you a good time! Mike that really was dried clear fingernail polish on my leg.
Want to thank my new "friends" Cami & Jim, Art & Joy, Nicole & Brett for not waiting for me on the 11:00am Lidosine. We cabed it for $70.00 to MBJ.
Thanks to everyone for making out trip special especially my darling angels and their hubbys.
The Naked Lemon Sisters and their spouses, Den & Mary Jo, Rez & MK, Tim & Jeanne were sorely missed, but see you in SXM in 27 days!!!
The others we missed, Cindy & Gary, Jill & Greg, Rick & Stacey, Carl & Patti, Bud & Dorothy, Mike & Mer, Snoop & Bonnie, Pam & Gary, Rhonda, Greg & Vicki, Rick & Thea, Theresa & Jim, Pat & Chris, Jim & Joyce, John & Jeanne, come back next May!! Braco is back up to the standards you remember!! Attached find info for next year. Rhonda, You can stay with Denise and I on a single supplement. I’ll take the pull out couch or sleep on the beach.
A special thanks to the staff, especially Kemar, Dwayne, Christiana in housekeeping who kept our room immaculate, Lauri Anne, Wayne, Shanoy, and Shirisa for making our trip special!!!
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