The best part about this hotel is being able to complain the entire time you stay there, in no particular order here are some things you can expect if you choose to stay at this "hotel"
1. the staff speaks no english, is ignorant and there are too many of them, they are creepy to girls and do nothing but pretend to sweep while they scope your girlfriend up and down the entire trip.
2. The drinks are made with the cheapest of liquors, undoubtedly watered down and served in cups that at most hold 8 oz of liquid. The only beer they have is a Corona malt liquor, which is served out of 40's brown bottles, so when you order a beer it could come from a bottle thats been opened for an hour, the only way to counteract how flat it is is to drink it as fast as you can. You can't take the whole bottle, they only poor you a glass of this disgusting beverage at a time, and you can only order 2 drinks at a time.
3. The pool is ruffly the size of an average home swimming pool and I am confident there is more urine in it than water or chlorine, it is beyong warm in the pool and i rinsed off in the salt water after entering it because i was confident it felt cleaner. (also there is no swim up bar)
4. To get a drink, you haveto go to one of two bars and order it, there is no service, and they only give you good shots of your a hot girl they are trying to creep out.
5. Food, wow, the food at this hotel is a blend between golden corral and a highschool cafeteria, not only are the things they serve random, but they leave out key ingrediants like marina on pizza, guacemole with your chips, or anything that might make it edible. The "lunch grilll" is what I imagine food would be like at a concentration camp, you could order a burger, which comes out of a large dish of grease kept on the grill and hot for the entire day, this is there attempt at making it seam fresh I think. My bowels are still recovering from this food after 2 days of being home and I can honestly say I became partially belimic while staying at this hotel.
6. Security, After acouple of highly drunken hours at the "pool" As I was returning to my room i realized I had walked in the wrong one, and it unlocked with my key. Which after much experimentation revealed that every key works to almost every room, which is convenient if your locked out, but terrifying if you value your belongings or your life.
7. Entertainment, during the day the "entertainers" will do things like organize volleyball games and so fourth in the pool so if you happen to be reading or relaxing by the pool you can expect to be pelted by a plastic ball or splashed as some meat-head goes the extra mile to win the game. It is very annoying, All this going on while you listen to music that would be well suited for hell, and at ear spliting decibles. The music during the day could be described as a blend between oriental techno and mexican ragae.
8. Accomidations, the rooms were ok, considering the rest of the hotel, the bedspreads are poliester and probably contain enough bodily fluids to start a small spermbank. The bathrooms reminded me of locker room showers and are far from modern. There is not one clock in the entire hotel
This experience taught me never to let someone else plan my vacation, If you choose to stay at this hotel even after reading this review, my prayers are with you, for your sake and for the sake of your vacation, stay at a nicer hotel, the crown plaza looked way better and is not much more expensive. As for Acupolco in general, I would recommend a different city, we went out to eat for lunch and were surrounded by federalies the entire time, then they backed up a van to the restaurant that looked like they were going to throw us in for being American, we all ran back to the hotel and did not leave until the bus came to get us on our last day, go to another city, this town is scary.
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