This was our first trip to Mexico and we were really looking forward to 2 weeks of sun, sea and relaxtion. Arrival at airport was quite smooth, we were greeted outside by our Reps and given a lovely cold Corona. On arrival at Hotel, it looks very grand outside and the reception was very nice, everything at check in went smooyhly, even though there must have been at least another 100 people checking it at the same time, we were given our room keys and told our bags would arrive later. We were on the second floor room 2135. Was not overly impressed with the room, the smell of damp was overwhelming! The interior of the hotel resembles a block of flats, not what I expected. our bags arrived and we went to explore the grounds. The grounds are kept beautiful, the adult pool was a bit rowdy, so we headed for the beach, lots of people on the beach and it was difficult to find a quiet spot.
After 3 nights in the room I found difficulty in breathing during the night because of the damp smell, I am asthamtic and i really started to suffer, we asked to be moved but they said we would have to wait until Friday, a full week since we had arrived. We asked again on Friday but they only had a 6th floor available, unfortunately I dont like heights so I had to stay put. They did supply us with a humidifier which we had to keep on 24-7 to keep the smell down. I am not a moaner and have stayed in 3 star accomodation with better rooms, but when on holiday you just think oh well its just somewhere to sleep, but when you cant even get a decent sleep it really takes it toll. And the noise in the early hours when people are coming in from the club can be quite annoying too, it seems to echo everywhere.
We tried the adult pool a couple of times but it got too rowdy later in the afternoon, and the water always looked dirty, but Im not surprised with all the alchohol I saw getting spilt, and as for it being an adult pool, there were kids in it every day. We just stuck to the beach and found ourselves a spot by the trees. Not far from the bar! The food was OK but after a few days I was fed up with it, even though you have the choice of 5 restaurants they all seem to serve the same just in a different order. The bolognese tasted just the same as the Chilli! All the meat tasted the same. By the second week I was ill and was down to eating mashed potato and chips, and I wasnt the only one either, we spoke to a few people who had stomach upsets. I am certainly not fussy and have the constitution of a rat, this is the first time ever I have been ill on holiday, and it really bothered me!!
The best meal we had was in Puerto Vallarta itself, proper Mexican food, Fajhitas that looked like fajhitas and chilli with a bit of bite!! It was nice to have a few cold Coronas in the room fridge and we just phoned reception and asked for more when we had run out, which wasnt a problem. The traders who come into the hotel charge an awful lot for their goods, we saw the same stuff in vallarta for a fraction of the price, even Walmart sold the same stuff cheaper, I know they are trying to make a living but ripping off tourists is not good. And there was a guy who would come into the hotel with a young donkey and lift it up on peoples laps for a photo, he was only taking donations, but dare you take a photo without placing something in the bucket, his lady partner will nearly knock your camera out of your hand!! The poor donkey was really distressed and I saw it being manhandled when it was clearly in distress, quite cruel!! i dont think the hotel should allow this. I cant fault the staff all of them were wonderful and polite, there was a few exceptions, but I wasnt bothered by them, the waiting staff were excellent and the bar staff. Look out for Tony in the sports bar, he was one of the best and Ivan one of the waiters. We did tip and usually left between 20-40 pesos on our table. Our room was cleaned everyday and we were left towel animals on the bed.
Oh and the midnight snacks!!!! You will find them in the Sports bar, in fridge, hotdogs and hamburgers which you shove in the microwave for 45 seconds! Certainly not what we expected, thought at least there would be somewhere where they would cook them and put them on a plate!!
All in all it was an experience, Mexico itself is lovely as are the people, but if we were to go again I would definately not go all inclusive. we would probably find a nice hotel nearer Puerto Vallarta and eat at the many nice restaurants that are very reasonably priced.
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