My brother and I have just returned from a four night stay at this hotel on Dame Street, which we booked online at a special rate of €79 per night including a full Irish breakfast. The Dublin Citi Hotel is quite possibly the worst place I have ever stayed.
On the website it did warn that there was a nightclub in the basement of the hotel and that guests might experience 'some noise' so we requested as quiet a room as possible because our reason for being there was a workshop that meant we had to be up early every morning. When we arrived, the front desk agent on duty answered the phone during check in and conducted a five minute personal telephone call - unhurriedly, may I add - while we stood in front of him, waiting and didn't even bother to apologise after he hung up. Not a major thing by any means, but an omen.
Our room was approximately the size of a telephone box, with a shower no adult could use comfortably and a rise in the floor level by two inches or so from one side to the other. There was actually a desk up against one wall which looked like it might be propped up at one end by a phone book - that's how noticeable the uneven floor was. Housekeeping hadn't done a very thorough job after the last guest - there was change on the desk and trash under one of the beds. The fittings were all cheap (from Pennys, according to the tag - the Irish Wal-Mart) and lampshades, bedspreads, etc. were stained. But we said to ourselves 'hey, we only paid €79 a night and we are in the centre of Dublin' so we didn't complain.
By 10pm that night the club was in full swing. I have never experienced noise like it; we may as well have being trying to sleep on a speaker. Bare in mind, I am 25 and my brother is 22 so it's not like we need total peace and quiet to sleep. I stayed in the middle of New Orleans on Fat Tuesday - the biggest night of Mardi Gras - with music and sirens to lull me to sleep, but this noise was ridiculous; the music was so loud we could hear every lyric perfectly and the base line reverberated around the room. The room was shaking with the beat: if you lay still you could feel the bed beneath you pulsing with the base line. This went on every night from about 10-11pm until at least three in the morning. It was IMPOSSIBLE to ignore it. The walls and the windows were paper thin - when we opened our window the sound got no louder. It was painful.
Because of the club we were also treated like imposters when we tried to get into our hotel late at night. To begin with, the hotel's main door is locked at all times and you need to ring a bell to have someone inside to open it. The problem was there wasn't always someone on the FD to open it - my brother once had to wait 10 mins before someone appeared to let him in. Once the club was open, two large bouncers stopped you at the door - not exactly the 'welcome back' you want every time you return to the hotel. Our polite FD agent was also frequently outside the front door, smoking while supposedly on duty.
We didn't ask to move rooms because on our first morning we glimpsed the interior of other rooms as we walked down the hall, and they were even smaller than we were. We figured the noise couldn't be that much better as there was only another two floors above us, and our friend who was staying a hotel across the street could hear the noise from the club below us just as clearly, so we didn't think we could move far enough away from it. The only thing to be gained, it seemed, was a smaller room, so we stayed where we were.
Besides Mr. Rude on the desk, all the other members of staff we encountered were very polite, helpful and friendly. Breakfast was well organised and the food was good (except for the coffee, but I'll let that go). But nothing could make up for not being able to sleep at night.
We were right in the heart of things on Dame Street and we certainly got good value, but it was just an awful stay. Clearly the priority is the club and the bar, not the guests in the hotel. The 'some noise' the website describes is a wild understatement. Combined with the small, claustrophic rooms I'd stay well away.
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, Pet owners, Tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
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