When you rent a car, especially from one of the fly-by-night, non-reputable rent-a-car companies, you had better check the car for scratches and other defects, both in and out, and make sure that you mark them on the rental form. Otherwise, you might be asked to pay for damages you haven’t made.
Guests of the Premier Palace Hotel in Kiev should do the same. When you enter the room for the first time you should ask the porter who brought your luggage to wait for a few minutes, go over every corner of the room and the bathroom and make a list of all the small scratches and all the defects. Otherwise, you will be hit by management of the hotel with a hefty bill for damages.
That is what happened to me. I checked in one evening this month and the next day I saw an envelope under my door. There was a letter from management informing me that the cleaning lady found that I had damaged the bath tub and that they were adding 1,500 Ukraine Hryvnia (UAH) (about $300) to my bill as a repair fee. I went to the bathroom and couldn’t find any damage, so I called downstairs and asked that someone come to my room and show me where the damage was. A few seconds after I hung up the phone, there was a knock on my door. The floor manager and the lady who cleaned my room stepped in and showed me an almost undetectable mark which looked to me to be a manufacturer’s defect in the plastic bath tub, far away behind the plastic curtain which assured management of the hotel that the guest would not notice it.
A few hours later, with the help of a $10 tip, another cleaning lady on that floor was laughing and told me that the hotel was probably making more money off those mysterious defects than on the rooms.
The façade and the public areas of the Premier Palace are grandiose, with an old world beauty. But when you arrive to the rooms (which are also sizeable) you, again, realize that the owners of the hotel, being only a short time ago part of a socialist country, interpret capitalism as making money by any means, even by way of not investing in it. The walls are naked, but for one painting which cannot be considered art. Although my reservation was for two people, the room was equipped for one. One bath towel, one hand towel, one bar of soap, one robe – one of everything. When I asked the manager-on-duty why my wife and I should use the same towel, he answered: “When we are asked for more towels, we bring more towels.”
And all of this for a room that costs between 1,890 UAH ($378) to 8,100 UAH ($1,600) a deluxe room, per night. But the rate is actually much higher. In the small print of its advertising, the high season is much more expensive, and the Premier Palace Hotel’s high season includes the months of February, March, April, May, June, September, October and November.
There are a few more traps that hotel guests must be aware of. The hotel nightclub (a strip club) should be entrance-free for hotel guests (that is what the brochure in the room promises). When you enter the club they play dumb (bad English) and charge you $40 for the entrance fee. Another trap is the taxi service the hotel offers to its guests. The hotel has an agreement with a local taxi company to provide a “reliable transportation service to our guests”. Say “no thank you.” The charge is 570 UAH ($114) for a ride to the airport while a taxi that we hailed on the street, just at the entrance to the hotel, charged us 150 UAH ($30) for the same ride.
There are only two luxury hotels in Kiev. If you want your pocket to feel safe and not to be en guarde 24 hours a day, choose the Radisson SAS – the rates are a little higher, but you will end up paying less.
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC.
Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
no way!
I recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Older travelers, Tourists
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Museums / Cultural / Historical sites, Business meeting / Event, Great food / Wine, Spa, Concerts / Music festival