So my wife and I got back from Altos de Eros yesterday and we had a great time. We met some wonderful people, as I'm sure you will if you decide to travel there. As the old saying goes, "like attracts like."
I thought I would leave a review so that you would know what to expect.
First of all, Los Altos de Eros is not a hotel, it's just not, OK? So if you are expecting that hyper-professional touch that you get at a Ritz Carlton, Four Seasons, or Orient Express hotel, you won't get that here, it's just not at that level. I don't think they want to be either. At LADE you get a much more personable staff that are a pleasure to be around. They do a wonderful job.
My review of the food would be that it is very good, but not as good as the website would have you believe. Breakfast is solid every day. Scrambled eggs, rice and beans, fresh fruit. Not exactly reinventing the wheel, but nice stuff.. The highlight is the chocolate crossaint and the french toast is great, as well.
Lunch is pretty good, but not "gourmet" as they claim it is on the website.
The Tuesday/Saturday dinners are wonderful and a great social experience as most people stay those nights for dinner. They also serve dinner on the other nights- they call it "bocas" and you might get pizza, quesadillas, chicken for $30 per person. But be careful- drinks that have been free all week are suddenly $5 each during these "boca" dinners! You'll learn that at checkout which is a nice touch on their part...
If you're not a dessert person when you get there, you will be by the time you leave. You pretty much get the full-court-press on desserts every lunch and dinner.
For those of you who have special diets, let them know in advance and they will do their best for you. For all you wine snobs out there, bring your own. I think the wine at Altos costs them about $1 a bottle, but it tastes good after about 4 glasses.
In regards to the spa services, everyone that was there when I was there loved all the attention they were given. My wife, who gets massages weekly, thought her massage was one of the best she had ever had. I enjoyed my massage but would recommend that you get it done early in the day before it gets too hot- and get the towel on the head rest. The fitness center is in a cool spot. Nothing too high tech but definitely all you need. Yoga is a bit of a misleading aspect of Altos de Eros. The website makes it seem as if yoga is a key componenent to their program, but it isn't. The website states "we offer a wide variety of yoga instruction..." well, I don't know about that. There are 2 classes, Tuesday and Thursday morning, each an hour long. To be fair, they will get the instructor up for private lessons should you request that, but if you are a serious yogi, you're probably better off by yourself than you would be with the instructor. The ashram, I must say, is spectacular. If you are a couple looking to have a destination wedding SERIOUSLY consider the ashram.
The room we had was the Eros Suite, which is spacious and comfortable. It had a TV, which I wasn't expecting, but no refrigerator, which I was expecting. If you do book the Eros Suite, check the water pressure in the shower right when you get there. I asked that it be addressed 3 different times and it never was. The water pressure in the other suites was up to standard, why not ours? Frustrated, after 4 days of poor pressured showers we just ended up showering in one of the other vacant rooms, which was poolside, so no big deal, but you'd figure the #1 ranked hotel in the world would remedy that after the first request.
Almost forgot- if you are the type of person that can't stand being around lizards, frogs, and bugs, you may want to stay somewhere else, as they are nightly guests in each suite thanks to the "open air" showers. You do get a can of Raid, which helps.
Some of the best memories you'll take away from Altos de Eros is sitting by the pool after dinner talking with the other guests. We were lucky to be there with great people and, you never know, Calvin the owner, may even stop by for a drink or two...(possibly 6 or 7.)
My wife and I are trying to figure out who we are going to go back there with because we are definitely going back! It's a really unique, charming place. We truly enjoyed it.




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