My husband and I spent the last leg of our 3 week weddingmoon at Jakes... we were married in Jamaica at a small resort in a small fishing village, and honestly expected Jakes to be very similar in feel. We were very disappointed. I know most people see bad reviews of this place as poor expectations, but we had just spent a week in Negril, and were really looking forward to getting back to a more real Jamaican feel.
We stayed in the Octopussy 1 and Seapuss. For the price, we expected a lot more. Now, I'm not saying we expected TVs and extertainment (not what we were looking for), but we did expect mosquito netting (which we didn't have in Octopussy), a closing door (which we didn't have in Seapuss) and clean towels. In 3 weeks in Jamaica, we were never eaten alive more than at Jakes. We would wake up in the morning scratching because we got eaten alive at night.
The outdoor showers were great, but there is little hotwater to the Octopussy rooms, and it was cool in the afternoons when we typically showered. The water ran out in about 5 minutes, so you couldn't really enjoy them. It was better in the Seapuss room.
The food at the hotel was REALLY hit or miss, and expensive. It was American prices and we never had a really good meal. We did, however, have a meal that we sent back because it was inedible. We weren't the only people sending food back. We saw it happen several times during our stay. My advice is to eat elsewhere. It will be a third of the cost, and way better! There is a small cafe down the road that serves great breakfast, the restaurant next door has fantastic lunch/dinner (Pod Snappers?), and on the weekends, you can get amazing jerk about 1/2 a mile down the road at one of the local groceries. Jack Sprats was decent if you are in the mood for pizza or ice cream.
The resort is very funky and layed back, but they are completely charging you for the Island Outpost name without the quality. If you want to stay in Treasure Beach, which is an awesome town with amazing people and nature, don't waste your money staying at Jakes.
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Would I recommend this hotel to my best friend?
probably not
I do not recommend this hotel for:
Young singles, An amazing honeymoon, A romantic getaway, Girlfriend getaway, People with disabilities, Older travelers, Great pool scene, Pet owners, Families with young children, Families with teenagers, Tourists
I selected this hotel as a top choice for:
Beach / Sun, Outdoor / Adventure, Great food / Wine